Vacancies available globally: permanent post involving demanding 24/7 care duties, 365 days a year. Lifelong position. Must possess a talent for bringing order to chaos. Candidates need superb communication and management skills and to be ready for anything. Evening and weekend work is required.
Multiple cleaning, administration and catering duties
Always demonstrating bucketfuls of patience and a sense of humour, even in the mornings
Duties will vary according to the age of the offspring and range from basic hygiene tasks to entertainment and providing a taxi service
Dolls house/toy car mender
Storyteller – Bible and other kinds, preferably with different voices
Creator of fancy dress outfits on demand
Advanced juggling – of all kinds
Special needs expert
Gifted and talented development
Special events coordinator
Educational support worker
A willingness to be invisible on request as your offspring grow older
Candidates must be flexible enough to take on extra responsibilities with no advance notice
Previous Experience: A great advantage but none required. Some support may be given but generally only if you ask for it…
Opportunities for Progression: None. Mothers may, however, be given the opportunity to expand their role by having more babies and sometimes even caring for those of other mothers.
Salary: None. No overtime is paid. You must in fact pay for the privilege of being a mother by providing everything your children need.
There is a Jewish Proverb, “God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers”.
By Sally McIver